Who the sh*t are we?

Who the sh*t are we?

Comedy London, Comedy South London, Cheap Comedy London

Mark Bittlestone

My name's Mark and I started doing comedy in 2016. I just love making people laugh and I really want to do it as a career. Having started off in sketch comedy I have moved more into stand-up, but I also [...]

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Comedy London, Comedy South London, Cheap Comedy London

Will Dalrymple

My name's Will.

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Comedy London, Comedy South London, Cheap Comedy London

Will Penswick

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Comedy London, Comedy South London, Cheap Comedy London

Gaylords

Stupid gay bastards Will Dalrymple and Mark Bittlestone are in an idiotic gay double act called Gaylords

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Our Failures, Misfires and Catastrophic Misjudgements

If for some unknown reason you're interested in any of our past work - almost all of which has been appallingly reviewed and received - then feel free to click below and find out more.

Comedy Nights

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StraightUp Productions host monthly comedy nights at the newly renovated Landor Space in Clapham, at the OSO Arts Centre in Barnes, at Theatre Peckham, at the Miller Pub in Borough and at East Dulwich Picture House, bringing together some of…

Will Penswick: Dank Verse

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"Will Penswick bills himself as the worst performance poet in the world. Don’t believe him – this is a seriously funny show and he is a very sharp performer." ★★★★ Plays To See “Laugh out loud funny” ★★★★ Broadway Baby "Hard not…

Pity Laughs: A Tale of Two Gays

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“The first true gem of the 2017 Fringe” ★★★★★ Broadway Baby Edinburgh Fringe 2017, August 3-26, Just the Tonic @ the Caves, Just Up The Stairs, 22.45 The Bill Murray, December 19 2017 Edinburgh Fringe 2018, August 3-26 Just the Tonic @ the…

Space Doctor

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“The script was well-written with many cringe-worthy jokes and a surprisingly intricate plot.” Voice Mag “The actors are having tons of fun and, more importantly, they’re in on the joke. It makes for great viewing.” Wales Arts Review Brighton Fringe: The Warren, The…

Suff'ring

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"A funny and cleverly conceived production." Mark Aspen OSO Arts Centre London, 16-18 and 20 January 2018, 20.00 Synopsis A new farce from StraightUp Productions. IN 1918 WOMEN GOT THE VOTE. IN 2018 THIS LOT LOST THE PLOT. Writer-director Helena Pickford has timed her magnum opus Suff'ring…

The Oppression Olympics

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“A brilliant, tightly crafted piece of writing, full of belly-laughs but with an undercurrent that chills”. Fringe Review Edinburgh Fringe (89 capacity) The Space at Venue 45, 14-26 August 2017, 16.05 and 22.05 The Bread and Roses Theatre (35 capacity) London, 18-22 December 2017, 19.00 Synopsis The…

Tristram Shandy

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“This riotous adaptation is best described as a cross between Bottom and Blackadder” Fringe Guru ADC Theatre (228 capacity) Cambridge, 21-24 October 2015, 23.00 Edinburgh Fringe (40 capacity) C Nova, 10-28 August 2016, 21.35 OSO Arts Centre (70 capacity) Barnes, London, 7-8 November 2017, 20.00 Synopsis Tristram Shandy's sizzling…